This Comic's Cast:

In the original King's Quest, the hero was just some dude that happened to walk into the castle. The King was dying, and apparently any random dude would do to become the next king... you know, so long as he could get the three magical items.

It just goes to show that a hero isn't really necessary -- you just need someone lucky enough, and persistent enough, to get the job done.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.