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This is not a game most people would want to play. The game is always trying to screw the player (such as having the mayor make deals behind the player's back after assigning a quest). But hey, once you're this far into the game, you have to know what you're getting into.

One would expect, anyway.

The liver does regenerate somewhat. Interesting fact.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.