This Comic's Cast:

I can't just have the whole mansion be empty (one slime, give or take). It's necessary to insert a little action from time to time, even if it's just the player casting fireball once in a while. Helps to break up the action.

Well, okay, helps to give the comic some action instead of constant walls of text. That's really all I'm good at.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.