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It is true, though. Most of the time in these games there are all kinds of stories and adventures and treasures and details. Do most players ever bother to actually look into them, though? Nope. In out, fast as you can.

I know I, for one, was just happy to finish one of these games. Taking my time to find everything wasn't even a consideration.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.