This Comic's Cast:

Most old games didn't have an auto-mapper, but I just like the computer being a dick about it. I think this is the second time the computer has mentioned it in the comic. Really rubbing it in.

I didn't really want the thief to quote Apu for his last line, but I couldn't think of a better punchline, so I settled.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.