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Theoretically, if I actually had Darkmoon do all these little mini-quests the Fiend lists, he'd probably get a lot of points added to his score. I'd have to come up with the actual traps, though, which is a whole lot more work than just listing them and moving on.

Just saying, if this were a real adventure game, each of these items would probably give the character more points. The more you know.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.