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There are plenty of RPGs with "Exit" spells, as well as a few with quick return spells (I seem to recall Dragon Warrior has a spell to quickly return you home to the starting castle). I can't recall any adventure games that had something similar... but then there are so many adventure games, I probably just didn't play one with that feature.

Of course, even if a spell like that were available, I'm sure the narrator wouldn't say anything about it. He's kind of a tool.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.