This Comic's Cast:

Yes, I was trying for ironic juxtaposition. Hopefully it plays.

Had to have the narrator start talking again before that got boring. Really only works for a couple of comics or so before it gets old, like any good running joke.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.