This Comic's Cast:

I had to do this gag eventually, I will admit. It's just bound to happen when you have only two major characters talking back and forth for an untold number of comics -- eventually one will get pissy and storm off.

Now I have to figure out how long I will keep the "computer" silent.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.