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Well, it's how Link does it, so what's good for the Link is good for the Darkmoon. Also, Geese and Ganders and all that as well.

That saying is about men and women. Darkmoon's a little girly. Long hair and all that. Certainly most men are more courageous than him, so that's gotta be something right there.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.