This Comic's Cast:

Okay, the comic layout is a bit of a cheat, since I just swapped out spells. I should feel bad about that, but I don't. So there.

I never managed to get all the points in any of the adventure games I played. I think I just suck at classic games. They taunt me so.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.