This Comic's Cast:

Translate is a good word. I'd be happy to have that in any of the adventure games I've played. Although, that would require the games to have a foreign language that needed to be translated. It worked in Link to the Past, but that wasn't needed for very much in that game.

So that's sad, you know.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.