This Comic's Cast:

The player is getting all spunky now. I dig that. Good to see him start to get a feel for the game and learn how to make it do his bidding.

For now, anyway.

And that narrator really does understand a whole lot more of the English language than he pretends. Just saying.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.