This Comic's Cast:

I imagine some sentient form of Quicken. Although, really, for all we know most of our computer programs could, someway somehow, be sentient. It's not as if anyone really understands the inner-workings of Windows. Could just be a couple of enchanted, Seattle Imps that run everything inside our computers.

Really, you scoff, but it could happen.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.