This Comic's Cast:

Again, were this a real adventure game, one hit would kill our hero. But then, this is also a CVRPG game, so the hero has hit points. Also, if he died easily, it wouldn't be a very interesting comic.

At least not the kind I intend to write. That seems like a different series. Maybe "the Many Failed Adventures of Richter Belmont."
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.