This Comic's Cast:

Darkmoon is not Shadowcat. He's not sexy enough to properly fill out a skin-tight vinyl suit.

Gods that's an awful image. Truly awful.

The point of this comic is to illustrate that Darkmoon will need to find a key. Nothing else will do the trick. As with every quest in an adventure game, it boils down to finding the right items.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.