This Comic's Cast:

This is the problem with written sarcasm: sarcasm doesn't carry well without someone being able to hear the tone. The player apparently got hooked on one fact and refuses to let an idea go just because they didn't get the sarcasm.

I do think it's nice to let the narrator have a little taste of the trouble, though. He has given the player such a hard time, a little turn-about is only fair.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.