This Comic's Cast:

Since we already know Darkmoon always gets lost, we'll discuss something else here.

I'm purposefully trying to make the "player" write different from the narrator. That's why they never capitalize, rarely use punctuation, and can barely write in complete sentences.

But then, in a lot of the early games, you didn't have to be a good writer. Stating "search rock" or "take glass" was all you really needed to do. The computer understood. Verb/noun, good to go.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.