This Comic's Cast:

My wife though Frankie was the narrator, so that gag obviously played the way I wanted it.

I wonder when Mummy found the time to watch noir flicks. I wonder how Mummy watched them, too. I don't think mummies have eyes...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.