This Comic's Cast:

Some teachers are like Mr. Myagi. Wax on, wax off. Mop floor. Drop jacket, pick up jacket, put on jacket, hang up jacket.

Others are dicks who just aren't going to do their own chores, and the chores certainly aren't going to do themselves.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.