This Comic's Cast:

"Okay, give me three days, a couple of workers, and some shovels, and I'll have this farmland well watered. Then, while you guys enjoy this innovation of civilization, I will poison the water supply, there by fighting you with what I know! Ha!"
Honestly, though, Alec would never do that. He's too nice, and that's just not sporting.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.