This Comic's Cast:

Eh, puke on the deck all you want. That's what Cabin Boys are for (all I know about sailing I learned from Hollywood pirate movies -- they all drank rum and searched for buried treasure, right?)
Pirate ship and ship worker provided by Final Fantasy. Number six, I think.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.