Considering that I haven't shied away from strong females in CVRPG, there's no reason I'd replace Santa with anyone other than Mrs. Claus. She's obviously got the power to take any challengers on, and she's strong enough emotionally to carry on in the job even with her husband dead.

Cause, let's face it, Red was awesome, but Mrs. Claus was obviously the brains behind the operation. Red was just the face.
 
Delta Pangaea
2015-01-24 03:00:25 
Hmm. I'm questioning what he means by it too. Does she not have big enough hips, or are her hips TOO big? Eternal questions, remaining forever unanswered by the sprite-based medium.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.