This Comic's Cast:

As anyone who has read the series so far (CVRPG and DSWC both), it should be obvious that Dracula doesn't pay his staff. He has a giant treasury (well, unless Richter is around), and yet he doesn't pay shit.

OSHA is going to be all over him.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.