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I never found Actrise all that scary. She shows up for a few sequences in Castlevania 64, terrorizing Carrie. Nothing special to her scenes, and then she attacks. With crystals.

Now, I suck at video games. I really, really do. I'm not the worst player, by far, but older games are usually beyond me. The bosses in Castlevania 64 usually took me three or four tries each to master.

And yet Actrise took no time. She was a one-and-done battle. Boom. The magic power of crystals, I'm sure.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.