This Comic's Cast:

It just wouldn't be a CVRPG comic without the "castle" crumbling around the heroes. It's tradition at this point.

I'm cribbing a bit again from Discworld, this time from Wintersmith. The spirit of winter is made of ice. It makes sense, and I have to think Terry Pratchett for that.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.