This Comic's Cast:

I have to hope that Hebrew is right. I assume it probably is, since I got it off Wikipedia -- but Wikipedia isn't always right. Plus, Wikipedia was able to write it going right-to-left (as it should), but when I copied it over to the comic, it "reverted" to left-to-right. So I had to rearrange it by hand. That was fun.

We'll get to Blue's spell in a sec...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.