This Comic's Cast:

Yeah, that title for the comic isn't from the "official" dreidle song, but the South park version. That version is very funny, and fairly offensive (of course).

Blue's magic is damn powerful. The two of them, actually, are tearing through these bad guys much faster than you can in Metal Slug. I could have been more accurate, but that would have made for a slower story, which would have just been boring. Better this way.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.