I swear, when I have kids I'm going to make Charley heads to put on the mantle. Plush ones with mouths that can open, and I'll put little chocolates in there.
Honestly, I should just write the Charley Christmas book. I'm sure it would sell well.
Also, my children are going to be so fucked up.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.