This Comic's Cast:

Women, for the record, please never ask your men this. No matter the answer, you won't be happy about it.
Also, never ask if a dress make you look fat. Either you already know the answer, and you want us to lie (a lie you will then call out as a lie and not be happy about anyway), or you're delusional and really have no clue about the answer.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.