The real answer is that, at the time of making this series, I couldn't find any good cow sprites. Again, I have them now, but it'd completely change the strip to put them in. I'd prefer to leave this the way it is.
I marvel at the fact that, in a day, Frankie was able to dig a ditch for those swans.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.