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The Bunny would get the show, and Frankie would go to a rival comic where he'd get his own, competing, show. There would be a rivalry, but in the long run Bunny would be come the ratings champ.
Years later, Bunny would retire, and would pass his hosting duties to Darkie. Bunny would then get a prime time series doing, more or less, what he'd been doing all along. This show, however, would be a ratings disaster, and the comic producers would then cancel The Bunny Show, and try to move Bunny back to later nights.
Darkie would then leave his show, and join up with Conan O'Brien to make a new show about a Comedian and a Bat who adventure around the countryside, fighting injustice. They're thinking of calling it either "Baywatch Extreme" or "Kung Fu: The Legend Lingers On".
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.