This Comic's Cast:

I swear I actually haven't watched American Idol for more than a few fleeting moments. Ever. It's a show where a bunch of people I don't care about sing music I don't care about while a panel of judges give opinions I (a) don't care about or (b) don't agree with, and, in the end, someone is voted off to go then have a career recording albums I won't buy and making money hand over fist despite their lack of talent.
And, somehow, I'm supposed to be entertained by this?
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.