This Comic's Cast:

No one aspires to be a mime. That's just one of those jobs you fall into when you want to be in theater arts but can't act, can't sing, can't tell jokes, can't play music, can't dance, can't run technical equipment, have no artistic ability whatsoever, are completely talentless, no body likes you, no one will hire you, you're completely unemployable in any capacity, and feel as though the world is a horrible place and it's your job to make sure the lives of everyone around you are that much worse by grace of the fact that you're there.
Then and only then should you become a mime.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.