This Comic's Cast:

We all know he didn't leave because of the sex. The repercussions of the sex, sure, but not the sex itself.
I really do have to wonder how it was she even made it into a convent to begin with. Plainly she just wasn't nun material.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.