This Comic's Cast:

I swear this was in no way prompted by a comment a fan made once which I found decidedly creepy and felt the need to dispel as fast as possible no matter what.
Why do people feel the need to put fiction characters into fan-made sexual situations? It's just... weird. When an author does it (especially if they do it in a non-lecherous way), it works for the story and helps to build character development. When a fan does it, it just seems pervy. Especially when one of the characters they've introduced into the story is clearly a Mary Sue. Blech.
And don't even get me started on the super creepy Power Rangers porn. Some stories cannot be unread.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.