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Yuppies are the worst kind of evil. With their day planners and their cellphones and their awesome cars I hate (but secretly wish I had).
Also, Starbucks must be laced with some kind of drug, because I can't stop drinking it. Stupid Seattle-based narcotics company.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.