This Comic's Cast:

It's actually true. I have a pretty good memory, decent typing skills, and, in a pinch, I'm an okay speller. I do not, however, have that great an attention span. Something shiny comes along (like a TMNT arcade machine or a hot chick) and I've entirely lost whatever it was I was doing.
That said, I think I'd notice if one of my slaves... I mean angels went to Hell to work for the competition.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.