This Comic's Cast:

There are only so many things that could have been done with the two of them in that position, and with no foreign objects involved. We'll leave it up to the imagination as to what, exactly was done. I choose to thing they were playing leap frog.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.