This Comic's Cast:

Yeah, lets be honest. If your best recruit is Angel, then you've hit the bottom of the barrel. It'd be like trying to recruit Darkmoon.
The demon is gonna have a fun night. First they're gonna play Parcheesi, and then sit around and brain each others hair. Later, they'll make popcorn and gab about boys.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.