This Comic's Cast:

An extension of the thought process behind the previous comic. Really, it's just hard to put two characters together and have them have sex. Especially when they're sprites. There's something creepy about it, when you're the one putting it together.
Sorry guys, no full-frontal 16-bit nudity.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.