Cornell has a point, though. The universe was rebooted to tighten continuity and prevent the kinds of webcomic shenanigans the characters were regularly getting up to. They really can't do anything with the knowledge because the universe won't allow it now.

 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.