This Comic's Cast:

Seriously, how does Richter do it. He just is able to pick up an item and make it way more awesome through, what, sheer manliness? He doesn't have anything going for him otherwise except for bravado and a lack of tact so explain to me how he's able to be so awesome with items.

I love that Angel is getting the job done with Dracula while Trevor, the actual hero, is just fucking around. That's the kind of comic I write.

 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.