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Cornell logic, everyone. This is how he problem-solves.

Just remember, that's the evil rabbite from over in Villains, the one that Blacula is attempting to train as his new super minion, the one that is intended to eat the alien menace.

So far he has the eating part down.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.