This Comic's Cast:

Hanz has a personality that draws other people in. It happens to be the kind of people no one else wants to hang out with, but it does seem to be doing the trick right now.

I really hope he intends to go fight Shredder and not just have the weirdest orgy...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.