This Comic's Cast:

For all those people who complain I have too many characters that don't really speak, this is for you. I took my own trope and shifted it around. Hanz has two companions, but he'll never understand them.

Because it's Hanz, and he can never be happy.
 
Gabi
2016-01-17 18:51:12 
Then how did Yoshi tell Hanz that Birdo was male?
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.