This Comic's Cast:

Hey, since we're in Super Mario 2 right now, we may as well get some kind of Birdo appearance. Just seems fitting.

Despite the bow on his head, Birdo is a dude. We're not here to judge. Judgement free zone.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.