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Man, what I have planned for this is going to make this whole bit so awesome...

I don't know what the rules are for calling a magic duel, but these sound appropriate.
 
DeltaPangaea
2015-07-15 05:02:11 
Welp. The Egyptians are challenging people to duels now. Make ready the children's card games!
kstormgemini
2015-07-16 00:14:08 
Is the boy Really so dumb as to just keep digging his grave deeper? I mean yeah, I wouldn't care about most of what he tried saying. I would just chalk it up to him being an idiot & just do my own thing regardless myself. But once somebody did One thing that was obviously going to be seen as an insult, one would Assume one should stop there before making it worse... If one had any brains anyway.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.