This Comic's Cast:

Well, technically it's true. Whatever their relationship status may be (and Hanz is so wishy-washy on this I can never tell), Hanz is still married. Can't be going around getting weird tongued by just any strange lizard.

That's what his xenomorph wife is for.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.