This Comic's Cast:

I like the thought that Shredder can't cut it in Mario's world, but Hanz, the lamest guy on the bench, is able to handle this world better. Maybe it's all the turtles -- Shredder isn't so good with turtles.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.